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losthersugarplums:

callieohpeee:

a child with a INTTERNET FRIENDSHhip?? no…. not possiBle…. ……. firends can only be made WITH TOUCCHING… SEEEEING…. sensaually smelling…. internet FRIDND A LIE

gIRLs? silly CHilD… THEre are nO girLS on the internet.. only FOrtY yEAR oLd meNS?!?!

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thedogzlife:

Putting Tynamo in pokemon amie is like the most disturbing thing ever bc it looks like a fucking dick and it’s favourite place to be petted is where its mouth is

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anescapedfish:

panicatthewhorehouse:

god-particle:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

nerdsforthebirds:

neurophagy:

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

a pansexual pop group called All Directions

an asexual pop group called No Directions

a questioning pop group called Which Direction

a helpful pop group called That Direction

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

(via thedogzlife)

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thedogzlife:

bbyyyy…. slightly blurry bby but still bbyyyyy…..

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prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on

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konohadroid:

i have 745 n harmonia icons i am powerful

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unovas:

my photos did a thing

unovas:

my photos did a thing

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http://pietroquicksilver.tumblr.com/post/83455517355/peppermonster-filiumvelox-peppermonster

peppermonster:

filiumvelox:

peppermonster:

filiumvelox:

one character is an evil little shit who is always lying and always manipulating everyone because he only cares about himself

one character is a douchebag with a heart of gold who actually cares about people but can’t…

(via spezler)

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mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

(via spezler)

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submissivefeminist:

If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.

I shit you not.

(via spezler)

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dutchster:

itskoopatime:

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

that’s new ↑

they make disposable things and yes that’s a disposable phone

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i-have-tools:

mannly:

i-have-tools:

mannly:

buff men with facial hair and glasses tho

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thats exactly what i was going for thank you

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squeakssquiffy:

pr13stofm1nd:

gentlemanbones:

nyanswipe:

Oh god

GO, MY STEED

TO BATTLE!

"hey Ted? you know all the hoses on those trucks we need to test the pressure on?"

"yeah"

"i just thought of a way to make that job a lot better"

i can show you the world

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chibitron:

I think we all can agree that the best thing about Hetalia the Beautiful World getting dubbed is the homophobic waiter will have some sort of voice actor 

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Some one is going to literally voice act a man screaming at a man trying to propose to another man 

(via spezler)

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