30 9 / 2014

dietcondoms:

what if everytime u got nervous you yodelled

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30 9 / 2014

tattoos-glasses-and-dreadlocks:

dannyrandy:

lesbian and bi women should have a secret code word that we slip into conversation with girls we’ve just met to see if they also like girls 

'Do you watch Orange Is The New Black?'

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30 9 / 2014

cupcakesandtv:

Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)

#i’m sorry what? #that’s what your face looks like without any makeup? #well fuck me#i’m done #i give up

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30 9 / 2014

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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30 9 / 2014

theluckythreeleafclover:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team i can’t write for shit but… no wait still can’t do maths…

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30 9 / 2014

geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

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30 9 / 2014

dennys:

No kid should go hungry. So join Denny’s in the movement to end childhood hunger here: dennys.com/nokidhungry.

30 9 / 2014

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30 9 / 2014

yolandatheredpanda:

bubblegumbottom:

thesylverlining:

denimcatfish:

arkhane:

disney parade by ~joel27

Mulan… those are not Alice’s hips.

Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don’t think this is pg anymore kids
and mulan is just touching the boobs and staring at boobs
this is great



TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

yolandatheredpanda:

bubblegumbottom:

thesylverlining:

denimcatfish:

arkhane:

disney parade by ~joel27

Mulan… those are not Alice’s hips.

Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don’t think this is pg anymore kids

and mulan is just touching the boobs and staring at boobs

this is great

image

TOO FAR DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

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30 9 / 2014

thehomosexuals:

Why do people say other people “suffered beautifully”? Suffering isn’t beautiful. Suffering is pain and suffering is agony. Suffering is not in any way beautiful or romantic

You never see people who suffered saying that they themselves suffered beautifully. Its always the bystanders, romanticizing someone’s pain.

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30 9 / 2014

nutsicle:

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30 9 / 2014

awilddancingcat:


torctarmin:

hansmadness:

wecansexy:

phasmids:

solfuric:

feastings:

im laughign so fuckign hard at this look at allthe different ways you can be dead

temporarily dead

other deadness attributes

sad face

i love homestuck

I went to see what Sad Face had under it and found this beauty.This is all that is in it.
Sadly, the dreaded wolf head appears not to be dead. Well, it probably is dead, as it’s not attached to a wolf body, but that doesn’t seem to stop it from terrorizing Hussie.

awilddancingcat:

torctarmin:

hansmadness:

wecansexy:

phasmids:

solfuric:

feastings:

im laughign so fuckign hard at this look at allthe different ways you can be dead

temporarily dead

other deadness attributes

sad face

i love homestuck

I went to see what Sad Face had under it and found this beauty.
This is all that is in it.

  • Sadly, the dreaded wolf head appears not to be dead. Well, it probably is dead, as it’s not attached to a wolf body, but that doesn’t seem to stop it from terrorizing Hussie.

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30 9 / 2014

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

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30 9 / 2014

magierkatja:

crystal-celeste:

fuc-kkk:

kadabralin:

fierceawakening:

art-vandelay-xvx:

and-the-devil-makes-three:

beardenvy:

queeniman:

lulz-time:

BREAKING: Seattle becomes the first city to raise its minimum wage to $15/hour. SHARE if Congress should take Seattle’s lead! 
the current minimum wage (at least in NY) is $8.00 and less than a year ago it was $7.25, so yes.

Wow

Nope nope and nope. Make better decisions and life and you won’t be working a minimum wage job.

^ That’s literally the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read in my life. Are you the kind of person that goes up to homeless people and tells them to get a job? Good fuuuuuuuuuuuucking lord. If everyone was able to get a “better” job, there would be absolutely no-one populating the mass expanse of the workforce. Are you unable to see how this suggestion is completely and utterly illogical? And extremely rude?
Thank god people in Seattle have good heads on their shoulders so single mothers working 3 minimum wage jobs to feed their children can finally be treated like actual live human beings with needs and not capitalistic automatons. 

"Just get a better job" is the most white bread privilege shit I’ve ever heard.

I don’t even think it’s white privilege. I think it’s just near-bottomless dumbfuckery.

"Get a better job," they said.
Suddenly, every custodian everywhere quits their job and gets a better one. Now, upon entering public restrooms, everyone is handed a spray bottle and toilet brush, because now they have to scrub their own shit out of that public porcelain throne. Women’s restrooms come complete with plastic bags, because they have to bring their soiled period products home with them and dispose of them at home, because there is no more public waste removal.
"Get a better job," they said.
All fast food employees quit and find a “better job”. No more fast food places! There also aren’t any restaurants. Better learn to cook your own shitty garbage burgers. You have only yourself to yell at if you forget the cheese.
"Get a better job," they said.
Retail stores no longer have any employees. All shopping must be done online, but you have to drive out and pick up the supplies yourself because the Fedex people quit and got better jobs, too.
"Just get a better job," they said!
You now have to grow and make every single thing you ever consume for the rest of your life, because no one wants to do it for you at $7 an hour.
Fuck you.

^ THE LAST COMMENT THOUGH FUCKIN AMEN

Yesssss! Fuck you and your “just get a better job” mentality.

Seattle has and always will be my favorite city. The people that work there are creative, inspiring and hard-working. They deserve this kind of pay. I’m so happy.

magierkatja:

crystal-celeste:

fuc-kkk:

kadabralin:

fierceawakening:

art-vandelay-xvx:

and-the-devil-makes-three:

beardenvy:

queeniman:

lulz-time:

BREAKING: Seattle becomes the first city to raise its minimum wage to $15/hour. SHARE if Congress should take Seattle’s lead! 

the current minimum wage (at least in NY) is $8.00 and less than a year ago it was $7.25, so yes.

Wow

Nope nope and nope. Make better decisions and life and you won’t be working a minimum wage job.

^ That’s literally the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read in my life. Are you the kind of person that goes up to homeless people and tells them to get a job? Good fuuuuuuuuuuuucking lord. If everyone was able to get a “better” job, there would be absolutely no-one populating the mass expanse of the workforce. Are you unable to see how this suggestion is completely and utterly illogical? And extremely rude?

Thank god people in Seattle have good heads on their shoulders so single mothers working 3 minimum wage jobs to feed their children can finally be treated like actual live human beings with needs and not capitalistic automatons. 

"Just get a better job" is the most white bread privilege shit I’ve ever heard.

I don’t even think it’s white privilege. I think it’s just near-bottomless dumbfuckery.

"Get a better job," they said.

Suddenly, every custodian everywhere quits their job and gets a better one. Now, upon entering public restrooms, everyone is handed a spray bottle and toilet brush, because now they have to scrub their own shit out of that public porcelain throne. Women’s restrooms come complete with plastic bags, because they have to bring their soiled period products home with them and dispose of them at home, because there is no more public waste removal.

"Get a better job," they said.

All fast food employees quit and find a “better job”. No more fast food places! There also aren’t any restaurants. Better learn to cook your own shitty garbage burgers. You have only yourself to yell at if you forget the cheese.

"Get a better job," they said.

Retail stores no longer have any employees. All shopping must be done online, but you have to drive out and pick up the supplies yourself because the Fedex people quit and got better jobs, too.

"Just get a better job," they said!

You now have to grow and make every single thing you ever consume for the rest of your life, because no one wants to do it for you at $7 an hour.

Fuck you.

^ THE LAST COMMENT THOUGH FUCKIN AMEN

Yesssss! Fuck you and your “just get a better job” mentality.

Seattle has and always will be my favorite city. The people that work there are creative, inspiring and hard-working. They deserve this kind of pay. I’m so happy.

(Source: betweenkttnsnriots, via dustybooksandclassicrock)

30 9 / 2014

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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